"God has spoken to me. I listen to God and what I've heard is that I'm supposed to devote myself to rebuilding the conservative base of the Republican Party."
Tom Delay, Former House Majority Leader Quoted in "Party Unfaithful" by Jeffrey Goldberg New Yorker Magazine, June 4, 2007 Issue
Maybe Falwell is a special representative in heaven. He'll be more powerful in the afterlife then he ever was on earth... Respect my Authoriteh (Falwell was basically a grown up Cartman, right? Manipulating others to do his will... I can't believe I didn't think of this earlier)
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That is awesome! He's like a modern day prophet or something!
The conservatives are lucky to have so many men who are able to talk to God on their team.
Now that Falwell is in Heaven, there is a large void to fill. I think God is buying into Falwell's propaganda and relaying it to Delay
Maybe Falwell is a special representative in heaven. He'll be more powerful in the afterlife then he ever was on earth... Respect my Authoriteh (Falwell was basically a grown up Cartman, right? Manipulating others to do his will... I can't believe I didn't think of this earlier)
If only Southpark were still in Season right now...
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