“Wait a minute son, this is for professional media only” (Obama)Our reporter turns back only to see his dream girl laughing at him right along with everyone else... and bam, just like that, a budding romance is crushed underfoot. The resentment over a love lost, however, has been nursed for over two years now.
“What do you mean? I work for the local paper,” (love-struck reporter)
“Oh, I’m sorry. I thought you were a college student. You have such a baby face,” (Obama)
That is... until Obama made things right last week.