Friday, February 10, 2006

Things You Never Wanted To Know About Larry King

Shawn Southwick King, Larry King's Mormon wife of almost 9 years, began a media blitz last month to promote her new country album In My Own Backyard (Apparently marrying ole' Larry has been more of a vehicle to her success than anyone had envisioned).

As part of this promotional tour, Shawn recently appeared on the Howard Stern show and revealed intimate details about her marriage to Mr. King that no one really wanted to know. Naturally, I felt obliged to post the highlights for you (and no... I don't have a Sirius satellite radio subsciption nor do I listen to Howard Stern. Chalk this gem up to the beauty of google news):

  • Shawn and Larry had to wait an extra six weeks after they got married to have sex because Larry was recovering from an angioplasty.
  • Don’t worry though, in spite of this little hick up, Shawn and Larry have a good sex life now. Shawn says that "Larry has this Indian costume that just drives me wild . . . I wear chaps!"
  • Surprisingly, seeing Larry naked for the first time did not startle Shawn.
  • Shawn claims that Larry has never seen her garments?!?

  • And, if you can believe it, Shawn’s father did not approve of this Howard Stern interview!

11 comments:

Alice said...

This is all v. disturbing. Will it really sell more albums? I know that it still isn't on my list of must haves.

melbo said...

How could he never see her garments? Must not be very spontaneous...

Mind Spewer said...

C'mon Melbo, spontanaity is for young guys--those in their 60s. It is all but dead for the 80 year-olds.
I can't believe she sees him naked.
Ew.

Marc said...

And apparently wearing an Indian Headdress at that.

BA said...

And with King's heart condition I'm sure the doctors are telling him to ease off on the Viagra and Cialis. Those 4-hour-plus erections can really damage a man of that age.

Mrs. McDreamy said...

Do you think he wears his glasses with the indian headress?

Ew, why why why did you have to say Larry King and naked in the same sentence. I would rather not picture it.

Mind Spewer said...

I think the headress would be better used on the smaller head.

Gargantus said...

you're talking about the penis, right?

melbo said...

Better as the headress than the peacepipe.

Gargantus said...

that might have to be put to a vote, melbo.

melbo said...

All right. All those in favor of imagining Larry King's... oh, gross.