[Setting: Las Vegas. January 2nd. The wife and I on our way into the MGM Grand to celebrate our anniversary at the restaurant I used to work at.]
Me: Wow. That's Johnny Chan.
Me: Here... take the camera. I want to see if I can get a picture with him.
Melbo: Get a picture with who?
Me: Johnny... nevermind. Here. Just follow me.
Me: Excuse me. Mr. Chan, would it be alright if I got a picture with you?
Johnny: Sure, just make it quick.
[Snap]Me: Thanks so much.
Johnny: No problem.
Melbo: Who was that?
Me: Johnny Chan.
Melbo: Is that like Jackie Chan's brother?
Me: What?! No. Haven't you ever seen the movie Rounders?
Melbo: I think so. Maybe?
Me: Well, he's a poker player. Only guy to ever win the World Series of Poker's Main Event two years in a row. He's won like ten WSOP bracelets.
[Melbo: Completely loses all interest]
[Me: Wonder if I'm the lone soul in Mormondom that's able recognize the former champ]